The Shocking, Annoying, Crazy, Stupid, Disgusting, Tricking Test

Charlotte, aged 6 and three quarters, here and I am loving Andy Griffiths books at the moment, illustrated by Terry Denton… these are the tests on the back of the book to find out if this is the right book for you! It took me a long time to type them all in (3 hours!).

JUST SHOCKING!
Do you wish you could drive around in a monster truck crushing everybody and everything that gets in your way?
Do you love watching videos of people having painful accidents?
Do you do any-or all-of the following:touch electric fences,play with loaded mouse traps or put buttons up your
nose?
Do you think stories about exploding pink butterflies are funny?
Do you ever laugh so hard that you feel like you’re going to throw up all over yourself … then you actually do?

JUST CRAZY!
Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling?
Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy manic staring back at you?
Do you like stories about kittens,puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised?
Do you sometimes have the urge to take your clothes of and go rolling in the mud?
Do you often waste your time tacking crazy tests?

JUST STUPID!
Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of escalators?
Do you push doors marked pull and pull doors marked push?
Do you believe that a bogey hides under your bed?
Do you automatically turn around when somebody calls ‘hay, stupid!’?
Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?

JUST ANNOYING!
Do you ask ‘are we there yet’ over and over on long car trips?
Do you like to drive people mad by copying every they say and do?
Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water?
Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers?
Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance?

JUST TRICKING?
Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school?
Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else?
Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths?
Do you own any of the following items: fake dog poo, rubber vomit, gorilla suit?
Do you wish that every day could be April Fools’ Day?

JUST DISGUSTING!
Do you do any – or all – of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps or wee in swimming pools?
Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row?
Do you wish you knew the most disgusting word in the world?
Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth-watering treat?
Do you like stories about disgusting things like dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs?